Morning Rush Top 10

When I was still working, Em and I would always listen to Chico and Delamar's Morning Rush show in RX while on our way to work. We actually finish their show even if we're working already. Multi-tasking is key. Hehe! That's how hooked we are especially when the Top Ten is good. There was a time when Em and I were seated beside each other and we would be laughing all of a sudden because of a funny entry in the Top 10. Our other officemates would look puzzled because we weren't talking to each other instead we were typing away in our keyboards with our earphones on. Kala nila siguro nababaliw na kami sa dami ng trabaho! LOL!

So anyway, I'm really glad Chico has put up a blog and patiently posts the Top Ten entries by their listeners. Unfortunately, he only started blogging last year so Em's and my entries that have reached the Top 10 were not there. Yes, Em and I even send entries (if we can relate of course).

Anyway, I was reading his blog yesterday and was browsing through the Top 10 entries. I've chosen the funniest entries from three of the Top Ten topics. Here they are:

Top 10 Worst Answers to Questions:

One of my Korean students went to Canada knowing only the most basic of English. One day, he was hit by a car while riding his bike. The driver asked him, “How are you?” My student replied, “I’m fine, thank you. And how are you?”

--> BWAHAHAHA!!! Even in this situation, he still managed to remember the usual reply to the question: "How are you?" This brings me back to a similar situation when I was studying French and I only knew the basics. Our French-speaking officers would tease/test my French and would say "Bonjour, Valerie. Comment allez-vous?" That's "Good morning Valerie. How are you?" I would then reply jokingly: "Bonjour. Ca va bien, merci. Et toi? Je m'appelle Valerie. Je suis vingt-huit ans. That's "Good morning. I'm fine, thank you. And you? You can call me Valerie. I am 29 years old." BWaHAHAHAHA!!!


Top 10 Phone Moments:

An officemate was directing our messenger over the phone. Officemate: “Hanapin mo yung Petnis Pers! (Fitness First)” Messenger: “Ano, hanapin ko si Bretni Spers?”

--> Hahahaha!!!! Petnis Pers!!! Hahahahaha!!! Bretni Spers!!!!!

A friend called his driver and said, “Manong, pasundo ako sa Ice Monster.” The driver answered, “Okey, saan ba ang bahay niya?

--> BWAHAHAHAHA!!!

Top Ten Things About Your Crush That Turn You Off:

When I invited my crush to watch “Finding Nemo”, I noticed that she’s kinda SLOW, based on her questions like: “What’s the name of the blue fish?” and “Why did Nemo run away?” Paano pa kaya kung “The Matrix” yung pinanood namin? Baka bumula na bibig nun!

--> BWAHAHAHA!!! Nabigla ata sa Finding Nemo. They should've started with Dora first. LOL!