"Sir/Maam"

Food delivery scene:

CSR: Thank you for caling McDonald's delivery, can I get your phone number?

Me: #######

CSR: Ok, Ms. Bigeyedgal, do you still have the same address "SIR"?

Me: Yes.

CSR: Ok "SIR". Can I get your order?

Me: 1 blah blah blah, 1 large blah blah blah and 1 blah blah blah.

CSR: Ok "SIR". That would be Php 185. Do we need to bring change?

Me: Please bring change for Php 500.

CSR: Ok "SIR". Expected time of delivery is 30-45 minutes. Thank you.

END.

After checking my contact number and delivery address, the CSR still kept on calling me as "sir" instead of "maam". Guess that's how bad my voice sounded. Hahahaha!

Inday Badiday.. is that me??? LOL.

Twilight: Pinoy version AKA Takipsilim

CAUTION! This entry contains information that is not suitable for severely addicted Twilight fans.

I haven't even started my post on the movie Twilight and this is what slapped me on the face this morning.

You see, my husband was checking his e-mail when he was more than disgusted rather than annoyed at one of the mails he received. It was the making of a Pinoy version of the hit novel slash movie Twilight. The said title of the show would be Takipsilim (ack!).

Do you still want me to continue? Ready for your little brown bag? Ok! Don't tell me I didn't warn you...

So ABS-CBN paid a whopping five million big ones for the copyright of this upcoming TV series. It is said that the crew will start filming early next year and will be shooting in cities like Baguio, Tagaytay, Bukidnon and some outside the country (as if it'll make things better).

Have you heard enough??? Can you still hold it in? Ok! If this doesn't do the "trick" then may I congratulate you for having a strong stomach.

Here's the tentative cast of the upcoming TV series. Drum roll please....

Rayver Cruz as Edward Cullen
Shaina Magdayao as Isabella Swan
Valeen Montenegro as Alice Cullen
Gabby Concepcion as Dr. Carlisle Cullen
Luis Manzano as Emmett Cullen
Al Tantay as Charlie Swan
Yayo Aguila as Renee Dwyer
Fred Payawan as Jacob Black
Carlos Agassi as James
Chin Chin Gutierrez as Esme Cullen
Karylle as Rosalie Hale
Joross Gamboa as Jasper Hale
Jessy Mendiola as Jessica Stanley
Empress Schuck as Angela Weber
Brad Murdoch as Laurent
Nikki Bacolod as Victoria
Aaron Villaflor as Mike Newton

I really don't know where to begin with this lineup. "Like gag me with a spoon why don't ya!"

One word: Aaaaaaa!!!!!!

It's bad enough that they're making a Pinoy version of this but I don't think they were really that serious when they did the casting. I have nothing against these actors. I'm sure they're all talented but somehow in this bizarre world of making every Pinoy version that the networks see, I see no connection from the characters of the Twilight to the actors listed above. Maybe the only person that I can "accept" is Chin-chin Gutierrez as Esme. That's about it. I love her eccentric self and it kind of fits Esme's dark and weird vampire mommy character.

As for the rest, I am reserving my harsh opinions to close friends that are Twilight fanatics because it's Christmas time and I don't want to be in the "bad list" of Santa Claus. LOL.

Comments? Suggestions? Violent reactions? Please contact ABS-CBN. I'm hoping it's not too late. Or better, maybe this is just a hoax. Hehe!

What year is it?!

Since I'm in the topic of senior citizens, a funny thing happened to me yesterday.

I was transferring my money and cards to my other wallet when I saw my driver's license. I was staring at my picture and telling myself that I looked cross-eyed (I'm not kidding!). So as I was staring at it, I decided to check the expiry. It says June * 2008. I made a sigh of relief, told myself that it's expiring next year and proceeded with arranging my cards.

Then it hit me, *toink!!!*, it's September 17, 2008! Sheesh! Is this really the effect of old age? LOL. Nagulat pa talaga ako! I mean, I can understand if I can't remember the date today but forgetting what year it is, is a different story. Could this be early signs of Alzheimer's or Dementia? Waa! Hopefully not!

So this means, I've been driving for three months now with an expired license. Hahaha! I'm gonna have it renewed tomorrow and hopefully since I'll be driving to go to LTO, I won't get pulled over by the MMDA people. If this happens (knock on wood!), then this will be my second Friday the 13th-ish day. Just like what I said in my last week's post.

Wish me luck tomorrow! And hopefully, this time, I wouldn't be cross-eyed in the picture. Baka banlag naman bukas. Hahaha!

Having a bad day?

Kung ikaw ay masaya tumawa ka! Ha Ha!

Pero kung ikaw ay malungkot... dito, pumunta ka! Ha Ha Ha Ha!

We often here people tell us: "It's not nice to laugh "at" them. Instead, we should laugh "with" them. This time I'll make an exception. It's okay to laugh at me. Just click the link above to see why.

Jollibee's Lolo?

I really can't remember what I was looking for in Google when I came across this picture. I was just amused when I saw it. Maybe you know why...

According to Wikipedia, this is from a 1963 poster featuring CDC’s national symbol of public health, the "Wellbee", who was depicted here encouraging the public to receive an oral polio vaccine.

Is this where Jollibee corporation got the idea for their mascot or is it just sheer coincidence?

Mangga, Mangga, Mangga!!!

This is one of my favorite local commercials. It's a mango juice commercial from Oishi. I just can't help but repeat the jingle after seeing the commercial. It's such a short TV ad but the jingle (if that is what it is) is really catchy! Hahaha! They also have a different one for their melon juice but the mango version is better. I'm glad they have it in youtube.

Ok now... repeat after me: "Mangga!" (x 12) LOL!!!

Big TOINK!!!

As you may have noticed, I have changed the background image of my blog. I was planning on changing the whole theme but it would take me a long time to do it again because I'd have to set up again all my widgets and adjust the colors. Wag na lang! LOL! .... NOT!!!

I can't... I can't do it anymore. That is not the truth! Bwahahaha! Actually, I made a really big boo-boo! I was doing a little tweaking in my new blog. I was trying to add an icon that would link to this blog so I decided to use my background image. Problem is, I had to resize the picture so it would fit in the sidebar. When I resized it in my photobucket account, I forgot to save it as a new photo so the one in this blog was also resized down. I was kicking myself because I couldn't find the image anymore in photobucket. Grrr! But I was laughing too when I say my layout. The background image was so small it looked ridiculous! LOL!

This boo-boo however turned out to be a blessing in disguise because I was able to use this new image instead. I think it's better and the nurse image on my new blog fits perfectly since it is my nursing blog. What do you guys think? Looks great right?! Bawal kumontra! LOL!

Hips Don't Lie

I'm studying for our exams tom and on Wednesday (wees mee lak! LOL!) so I'm leaving you with another cute and funny video from stupid videos. Happy Sunday everyone! Will to try to get back later if my EQ level goes down again. Hahahaha!

P.S. At first I was laughing at the cute baby but when the guy in the background started laughing, I laughed even more. Ang lusog ng tawa nya! LOL!

xoxo

Sleeping Beauty

Moral of the Story: When you're sleepy, sleep! Otherwise, you'd see yourself in this kind of video. LOL!

This is super cute and funny!

Happy Sunday everyone! :-)

Have you...?

I was bloghopping and I came across this video in Gertrude Granny Panties blog. Move over brokeback! Ben is in town! Hahaha! I almost peed in my panties! LOL!!!

P.S. This video contains adult concepts. Just click on the link as I do not want to post the whole thing in my entry anymore. Might be offensive to some of you... :-)

P.P.S. Pay attention to the faces of the people in it!

Click me!