Bad Valerie

I was disheartened (haha!) when I found out awhile ago that my name wasn’t as unique as I thought it would be. I thought there would be a couple of Valerie(s) existing in this lifetime but I didn’t know that they would be having the same last name. Hahaha! So anyway, since my name wasn’t that uncommon, I decided to look for songs that are titled “Valerie”.
Actually, I already know one song with that title. Aris introduced this song to me a couple of years ago. The song I was referring to was by Reel Big Fish, a band I’ve grown to love. That time, I was excited to listen to the song because my name was the title. I was shocked to hear the lyrics. It wasn’t really a pleasant song. Here’s the lyrics of the song:


Back when I met you I didn't have a clue
of the horrible agony you would put me through
but now that we’ve done some time and I know who you are
You’re so full of shit how did it get so far?
well you ruined my life, you were never my friend
And now all I can hope is that I’ll never see you again

Every moment of the year we spent you pushed me further and further over the edge
Maybe you didn’t mean it ,maybe you’re sorry as well but I know that you are evil, you came
straight out of hell
Well you wasted my time, all of my money too
I never really hated until I met you

Valerie- you make me wish I was dead
Valerie- you’re like a knife in my head
I’ll never ever be the same my life is ruined, you’re to blame
Well you ruined my life, you were never my friend and now all I can hope is that I’ll never see
you again

Valerie- you make me wish I was dead
Valerie- you’re like a knife in my head
I’ll never ever be the same my life is ruined, you’re to blame

Now would you like a song with your name on it as the title contain these lyrics? I don't think so. What I did was go to Imeem to search for yet another "Valerie" song. Found this one by Mark Ronson feat. Amy Winehouse. At first I was excited because Amy Winehouse is singing (I think it's a revival) but I don't get the lyrics. Seems to me the Valerie here is another bad girl. Hahaha!



Well Sometimes I Go Out, By Myself, And I Look Across The Water.

And I Think Of All The Things, Of What You're Doing, And in my head I Paint A Picture.

Since I've Come Home, Well My Body's Been A Mess, And I Miss Your ginger Hair, And The Way You Like To Dress.

Oh Won't You Come On Over, Stop Making A Fool Out Of Me, Why Dont You Come On Over, Valerie.

Valerie
Valerie
Valerie

Did You Have To Go To Jail, Put Your House Out Up For Sale, Did You Get A Good Lawyer.

I Hope You Didnt Catch A Tan, I Hope You Find The Right Man, Who'll Fix It For You.

Are You Shopping Anywhere, Change The Color Of Your Hair, And Are You Busy.

Did You Have To Pay That Fine, That You Were Dodging All The Time, Are You Still Dizzy.

Well Since I Come Home, Well My Body's Been A Mess, And I Miss Your Tender Hair, And The Way You Like To Dress.

Oh Wont You Come On Over, Stop Making A Fool Out Of Me, Oh Why Don't You Come On Over, Valerie.

Valerie
Valerie
Valerie

Well Sometimes I Go Out, By Myself, And I Look Across The Water.

And I Think Of All The Things, What You're Doing, And In My Head I Paint A Picture.

Since I've Come Home, Well My Body's Been A Mess, And I Miss Your Tender Hair, And The Way You Like To Dress.

Valerie
Valerie
Valerie
Valerie
Valerie
Valerie
Valerie
Valerie

Why Don't You Come On Over Valerie...

Does anyone know of a "Valerie" song with lyrics that aren't...well... "bad"?? :-)

P.S.
The first audio is not complete because "the artist or label that owns that song has not approved full-length streaming".